that scene on bob’s burgers where tina is driving the car with bob in the almost empty parking lot, and she somehow drives the car into the only other car there while bob is screaming and screaming for her to turn is still one of the funniest things ever

oix:

the painted landscape by manyfires on Flickr.


Elizabeth Olsen photographed by Alex Prager

Elizabeth Olsen photographed by Alex Prager

gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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why is there a superwholock crossover in basically every type of fic on ao3 regardless of fandom or topic

how about we do the ships thing?

put a fandom in my ask and i’ll answer:

  • otp
  • favourite canon pairing
  • worst pairing ever
  • guilty pleasure pairing
  • a pairing you want to see more
  • that pairing everyone likes but you’re like “lol no” 
  • favorite non-romantic pair

arbors:

there’s always a white boy in every class that just talks and talks and talks like timothy stop just write it down!! make a mental note!!! wait till after class and tell ya friends on reddit!!

cumberdoom:

papermonocle:

Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

At the start of the war Boy Scouts were also used. But it quickly became clear that Girl Guides were more efficient because they were less boisterous and talkative.

the boy scouts were too gossipy, so they used girl guides as spies instead this is probably the best day of my life

aseaofquotes:

Michael Cunningham, The Hours

aseaofquotes:

Michael Cunningham, The Hours

scarybilbo:

rhyse:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

I hate when people don’t speak English

“waves flow through the bodies, a shuddering ripple, a thrill of strength, and a presaging of beauty. This is the reason why one beholds everywhere on these bodies the ecstasy of this kiss. It is like a sun that rises and floods all with its light.” - Rainer Maria Rilke

Do you ever feel like a chess piece yourself?

                                                                           In a game being played against your will.

cantaloupemilk:

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